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HAPPY THANKSGIVING - May none of your Fox News watching relatives try to season the Thanksgiving turkey with pepper spray


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More politifakes by foxrecon19d

foxrecon19d - May 26, 2014, 6:27 pm
To tell you the truth, faux, I hope it isn't cranks. Because if it is, then it is a good indication of how desperate the left is becoming, even on as small a scale as politifake. He is already counting how many timesI mention Obama.
foxrecon19d - May 26, 2014, 6:23 pm
Kinda' surprised me, too, faux. But his team has a lot to lose this year. It is a symtom of what appears to be increasing desperation on the part of some of the most de dicated of Obama supporters
fauxnews - May 26, 2014, 11:49 am
I doubt Crankyhead is PM'ing you anything...that's not his style.Or just use the report b***on to find out if it is true.Or just asking him out in the open.Ever thought u might be getting PMed by someone pretending to be him? Hopefully ur not making it up
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 11:11 pm
What is both sad and hilarious is crankyhead PM'ing me and literally begging me, in his typical liberal brainwashed fashion, to stop calling him out for being Obama's echo chamber
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 3:12 am
What's sad about it? Personally, I think it's hilarious.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2014, 2:49 am

This is really sad for everyone involved.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 1:54 am
I bet you don't even realize that in your last 100 comments, you've actually mentioned Obama, by name, 56 times. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a little keen on the guy.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 1:47 am
Do you really think you get anyone's goat fox? Also, why do you mention Obama in every other comment you make? It's almost like the man pays you to advertise his name or something. *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 1:20 am
***snicker*** really moo(+)? cranks WISHES he could get paid for being Obama's echo chamber. The fact that I know it and that I constantly call him out on it is what really gets his goat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2014, 1:15 am

Do you seriously believe that the Obama administration is paying Crankyhead (a Canadian) to campaign on this tiny corner of the internet in their favour? Isn't it a lot more likely that Cranky knows how to get your goat and has fun doing so?
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 12:43 am
So tell everybody, crankyhead, who claims he isn't a paid Obama apologist that does not attack posters which slams his Democrat party. Why are you spending so much time attacking this poster that slams your Democrat Party?
foxrecon19d - May 25, 2014, 12:38 am
Like you said, cranks. You are really desperate. You attacked this poster for a reason.
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 12:13 am
Fox, calling you a liar isn't desperation, it's reality.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 11:22 pm
Cranks, you desperately calling someone a liar holds about as much credibility as the Grand Dragon of the KKK calling Dr. Martin Luther King Jr a racist.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:36 pm
Furthermore, there's always an election happening at some level, somewhere in the US. So, you know, pretty much everyone here 'only appears on election cycles'. Yourself included. It's a moot point.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:34 pm
What pleasure do you get out of lying all the time fox?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:32 pm
The bottom line is, crankyhead has been pre-programmed to attack anything that will hurt the Democrat Party. He only appears on election cycles and every post he makes only verifies that he is a paid Democrat Party hack
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:15 pm
Said the person who's been programmed to lie about everything and never, ever stop doing it, ever.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:15 pm
Um, actually fox, you're the person who keeps talking about it. Y'know, the truth? And for the millionth time, I'm not 'anti-gun', I'm pro-'well regulated militia'.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:12 pm
/correction... bloke = blokes
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:12 pm
And I'm outta here. Off to celebrate. See you bloke next week. Cheers!
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 5:11 pm
Ditto man. :-) Respect the hell outta ya, mate. Never anything personal. Only respect. Wish you were here. Drinking this marg for you! Cheers. =-)
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:10 pm
You tell us, cranks. You are the one that still gladly politicizes their deaths to support your Barack Obsma ordered anti-gun agenda. If you don't like being exposed as as an Obama worshipper, cranks, don't expose yourself as an Obama worshipper.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:06 pm
Said the person who has been automatically programed to attack any poster that contradicts his god's Democrat party narrative
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 5:05 pm
Actually, I never even came close to saying that. Also, it's memorial day. You have any respect for the dead at all fox?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 5:02 pm
Said the moron who swears on his eternal honor that every soldier who was murdered at FT Hood was heavily armed
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:59 pm
I think everyone should have the right to think for themselves. You should try it sometime fox.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:57 pm
Admitted Barack Obama worshipper admits that he does not want this poster to get around to anyone who might still have the freedom to think for themselves
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:56 pm
Fox, why do you insist on lying all the time?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:55 pm
Fox, wow, you're on a roll. You should award yourself another medal for your efforts.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:52 pm
This poster pisses you off. Good. Let's share it
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:49 pm
Cranks, you already admitted that you support killing a pregnant Chriistian woman if it helps Obama. Now you admit you will support killing soldiers if it helps Obama.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:45 pm
I'm sure that, somewhere in your own thought process, that makes sense to you. As a reward for your efforts, why don't you award yourself a congressional medal of honor fox? *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:42 pm
Wow. That is a first. Crsnkyhead the admitted Obama check mated himself... TWICE!
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:41 pm
You disgrace their memories on Memorial day? You're really something else, you know that?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:40 pm
Now go find your credibility by finding the name of just one heavily armed soldier that was murdered at Ft Hood, crankyhead.
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:40 pm
Maybe it's a little bit of both? In other words; you won't answer the question, simply because you can't answer the question? Is that it?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:37 pm
Check mated yourself, cranks. Bottom line. You are programmed to attack anything that will offend your god Obama. You attack this poster. Attack, BOY! Attack, BOY! Good job, BOY...
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:28 pm
I'll ask it again anyway: You said John Kerry awarded those medals to himself, I'm just wondering how he went about doing that. Can you share that information with us please?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:27 pm
Is it that you can't answer the question, or that you won't answer the question? I can't decide. *HONK!*
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:21 pm
Crankyhead. How much CO2 are you using to kill John Kerry? Why are you killing John Kerry? Why are you advertising yourself as the posterboy to have John Kerry killed, crankyhead? Why are you breathing,crankyhead? Why are you killing John Kerry, cranks?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:14 pm
LOL! No seriously, you said he awarded those medals to himself, I'm just wondering how he went about doing that. Can you share that information with us please?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:11 pm
Cranks... you are breathing... you are contributing to the global warming that might kill John Kerry the war hero. Why do you hate John Kerry, cranks?
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 4:07 pm
Fox, how did Kerry go about awarding himself the medals, exactly?
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 4:07 pm
You too, bro. Like I said. You are cool because you don't take anything personally. Makes for a d*** good drinking buddy. Happy Memorial Day and seriously, thanks f or not taking anything I say personnaly
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
But, again, and here is the thing, Fox... and I leave you with this... I disagree with a lot of what you say...but I thank you with a full heart for the sacrifice and the hard work you have devoted to your military service. Happy Memorial Day. Cheers. :-)
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
I love you, too, d!ckhead!
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:56 pm
You're project, Fox, big time. I'm resting on the facts. You can have your own set of opinions, not your set of facts. It doesn't matter Fox. The facts prove you wrong. But your confirmation bias won't let you have an intelligent conversation about this.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:55 pm
Must be a lot of straw where you are from, faux. Because you are grabbing a lot of it
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:54 pm
And here is the thing, Fox... and I leave you with this... I disagree with a lot of what you say...but I thank you with a full heart for the sacrifice and the hard work you have devoted to your military service. Happy Memorial Day. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:53 pm
FACT: The Swift Boat statements were accompanied by affidavits. The affiants, Alfred French being one of them, for example, acknowledged they had no firsthand knowledge of the events to which he had sworn.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:51 pm
It doesn't matter Fox. The facts prove you wrong. But your confirmation bias won't let you have an intelligent conversation about this.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:51 pm
Nice try faux. If I call John Kerry a liar, I'm calling the entire US military liars. When Kerry's own unit calls him a liar, the only conspiracy being propagated is coming from Kerty himself
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:49 pm
FACT: ***k Cheney was a coward who dodged the draft 5+ times, citing acne once as a reason. Wow...what a coward he was...
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:49 pm
LIE: To this day, the lying traitor coward p'ussy swifties will not endorse the war hero John Kerry who was awarded medals for his long tours and sacrifice in Vietnam.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:47 pm
FACT: To this day, the swifties will not endorse the lying, stolen valor John Kerry who awarded himself medals for only three months of being in Vietnam
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:46 pm
The only liar here is you Fox.....prove that Kerry 'bought' his war hero status. In other words, you are calling the US armed forces a bunch of liars because they don't stand with those men. So the US armed forces are conspiring with Kerry?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:44 pm
The US Armed forces have stood firmly AGAINST those men, calling them out as part of a political campaign. The US Armed Forces stands by Kerry. So I guess you think they are lying too? Wow..you are starting to sound like a liberal...Fox.
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:44 pm
Kerry was a rich politician who wanted to pad his political resume. He bought his war hero status. The real warriors who served with him exposed Kerry for the liar that he really is.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:43 pm
So for all your talk about liberals attacking veterans, it's okay for you to attack veterans. Hypocrite much?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:42 pm
FACT: Early members of the group, including Steve Hayes, stated that he came to believe that the group was twisting Kerry's record.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:42 pm
And those men have been repeatedly shown to be full of s'hit.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:41 pm
A major part of the SBVT controversy centered on the group's testimony. The SBVT statements were accompanied by affidavits. One affiant, Alfred French, acknowledged he had no firsthand knowledge of the events to which he had sworn...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:40 pm
Too bad the men who actually were there and served with Kerry don't agree with the Democrat version of history.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:39 pm
Swiftboating Kerry, which is what you are doing Fox, is about as bad as McCarthyith and, ironically, is what you are accusing liberals of doing...using smearing tactics and twisting of truths to get your man.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:38 pm
And Kerry is a veteran, a liberal...and a veteran. If Memorial Day means anything it means putting political bias aside and respecting ALL veterans regardless of political affiliation.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:37 pm
...So, sorry, Kerry saw plenty of action. Even McCain called out the swift boat liars as a political agenda based swear campaign. Was he lying too?
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:37 pm
....including the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts. No unless you want to call the US armed forces a bunch of liars...this is a matter of FACT. And if Kerry weren't a liberal, you wouldn't have a problem with it...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:36 pm
it... instant purple heart
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
Kerry served as a Lieutenant in the US Navy during the Vietnam War, during the period from 1966 to 1970. His last tour in Vietnam was four months as officer in charge of a Swift boat in 1969. Kerry received several combat medals during this tour...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
Kerry was known to brag about how he was only in Vietnam to get a Purple Heart. Then he would be out. He threw a grenade which bounced back at him. He got hit in the arm by a rock. It fell out. He put the rock back in, ran to a medic who put a band aid on
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 3:35 pm
No....the swift boaters are liars...now for the truth...
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 3:31 pm
faux, being in Vietnam does not mean he fought in Vietnam. He spent only three months there. When Kerry ran for president, he asked for an endorsement from 122 men in his unit. He got one. The othets united to oppose him for being a liar.
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 11:04 am
Okay....if you insist...didn't want to go that far back...and, yes, that "draft-dodging philanderer from Arkansas"
OTC - May 24, 2014, 6:55 am
Strange how Clinton is never mentioned, you know, that draft dodger from Arkansas
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 12:56 am
Seriously....Kerry might be a dork...but he actually fought in a war unlike Bush and Cheney or Romney who 'pretend' to be warriors. Remember...Memorial Day is the day to honor ALL those who sacrificed in war...and it knows NO political party. Remember...
fauxnews - May 24, 2014, 12:52 am
The man is a war hero...Yet the men he ran against were draft dodgers...Bush getting his daddy to get him into the guard... and then there is Cheney, who dodged the draft 5+ times, once citing acne as a reason. Hypocrisy much, gentlemen? Sheeesh...
JGalt - May 23, 2014, 11:41 pm
so said sarcastically, the man who brought a professional 16mm camera to film his jungle exploits and win (whine?) 3 purple heart medals..........

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Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 10:45 pm
Fair enough
OTC - June 19, 2014, 10:10 pm
I agree with the first part, but nothing is perfect
Zeitguy - June 19, 2014, 9:53 pm
Those crazy liberals should just shut up right now because all is perfect.
OTC - June 19, 2014, 1:00 am
Those crazy liberals who act like there has been no achievement in cleaner air
Zeitguy - June 18, 2014, 10:14 am
Those crazy liberals with their nutty ideas about renewable energy sources.

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crankyhead - November 23, 2012, 4:19 pm
Where does the word 'America' appear in the bible?
PapaFox - November 23, 2012, 4:05 pm
I doubt the right wingers out there give a rat's a$$ about facts.
foxrecon19d - November 23, 2012, 2:02 pm
Of course!!! If it wasn't for Republican charitable giving, "47%" of Americans wouldn't be able to celebrate the Christian Holiday which commemorates God's Blessings and charity towards America.
crankyhead - November 23, 2012, 1:29 pm
JG, is that what the facts show?
JGalt - November 23, 2012, 10:27 am
The only problem cracky is that US liberals are only compassionate with other people's money and not their own. Liberals don't believe in charitable giving, going to church, etc.
PapaFox - November 23, 2012, 6:20 am



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Bandit5906 - November 1, 2012, 8:47 pm
If you were a Democrap it would (fit)!
crankyhead - November 1, 2012, 5:38 pm
Let me guess arnnatz, you went out begging for candy last night. The first time, at 6pm, wearing a pokemon costume, and then the second time, at 9 pm, wearing a gorilla mask. I bet you hit up all the same houses, in the same order too, amirite?
foxrecon19d - November 1, 2012, 1:15 pm
More like you couldn't get it out!!!...heh...heh...heh...JK...
arnnatz - November 1, 2012, 9:56 am
so you decided to go as a liberal where your head is already up your a**

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